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[tsukitaichou]

Sort of regarding clairbourn:

Kira: I'm always afraid that if I'd have like, a pool full of jello, you'd jump in and drown.
Kira: SMOTHER IN JELLO.
Kira: I think about these things in detail.
Tsuki: YEAH I THINK SO TOO.
Kira: Jade wants a pool full of jello for his birthday.
Tsuki: Maybe a kiddie pool would be okay.
Kira: IN HIS OFFICE.
Tsuki: XD!
Tsuki: IF I COULD DRAW.
Kira: He'd just strip down to his undies and sit in it
Kira: for awhile
Kira: Waiting until Dist came in so he could throw it in his face
Tsuki: OMG HILARIOUS.
Tsuki: DIST WOULD BE SO MAD.
Kira: he can join him!
Kira: fully clothed
Kira: pulled in :3
Kira: or he'd rip his clothes off
Kira: WHICHEVER WORKS BEST
Kira: the secretary knows to ignore dist's screaming by now
Tsuki: I vote he rips Dist's clothes off, jello or no.
Kira: VERILY.

Comments

[schwann.livejournal.com]

IT'S MORE JADE/JELLO/DIST

Mmmmmm, jello!

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

JADE/JELLO/DIST OT3!? :O

[schwann.livejournal.com]

Officially.

I'll never eat jello again without thinking of them. NEVER.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

Man, you know I have "jello porn" as an LJ interest?

And roy/ed/al/jello FOR SOME REASON.

And now this.

And I read some Asch/Van/Jello thing.

GOD WHY AM I SO HELLBENT ON PORNING JELLO!?!?!??!

[schwann.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA

BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME? Yes. THAT IS WHY.

Omnomnom. :3

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

IT OBVIOUSLY WAS MADE FOR PORN.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

I could just imagine it making Dist complain a lot

Way to ruin the mood! D:

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

JADE CAN GAG HIM AND IT WILL BE ALL BETTER.

OH-HO-HO, SEE WHAT I DID THAR.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

WHAT A GREAT THING FOR ANOTHER TEACHER TO WALK IN ON. OR ONE OF THE STUDENTS WALK BY THE WINDOW AND...

Ahahahaklfjalskjdfl.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

[schwann.livejournal.com]

"I CAN NEVER LOOK AT THEM AGAIN."

I'd run off just to grab a camera, though. That's just me.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

YEAH, I would too.

"HAY AND THEY'VE GOT JELLO. WHAT. THIS MUST GO ON YOUTUBE!"

NINJA MODE, ENGAGE.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

The news that night:

TONIGHT ON FOX 18 NEWS, SCANDAL AT CLAIRBOURN HIGH. YOU WON'T EVER EAT JELLO THE SAME AFTER YOU HEAR THIS!

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

GOD IT WOULD BE EPIC. FUCKING EPIC.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

Jade would lol.

...Then worry about his career.

BUT SUPERINTENDENT PEONY WOULD BE THERE TO HELP HIM OUT.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

I JUST DIED FROM AWESOME.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

Dist would be fucked.

AND NOT LITERALLY.

:3

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

SAD FOR HIM.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

He'll be an awesome hobo.

I JUST TYPED HOBOT.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

HOBOT. ROBOT WITH RAGGED CLOTHES, Y/N?

OR...HO-BOT.
ROBOT WITH UNNECESSARY ENDOWMENTS?

[schwann.livejournal.com]

MY SISTER AND I CALL EACH OTHER HO-BOTS.

True FACTS.

I want more sorbet. But eating an entire little container in a night is NO. I bought it like seven hours ago! D:

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE GOING TO TURN INTO PINK SORBET.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO BE DIST'S PET

WOULD HE EVEN FEED ME?

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

I'D LISTEN TO HIM TALK DDDD:

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

OH THEN MAYBE HE WOULD. :O

[schwann.livejournal.com]

*eats more sorbet* :3

Jade didn't really throw it out, btw. HE CAN'T PART WITH IT BECAUSE IT'S SO GOOD.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

WELL HE'S ALSO EQUATING IT WITH DIST AND....

[schwann.livejournal.com]

Dist is obviously an idiot for not picking up the insinuations.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

He really, really is.

I think maybe he gets them BUT HE'S AFRAID OF REJECTION OKAY.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

Like if he were to have shown up at Jade's door instead of commenting, only to have it slammed in his face?

He would have let him in after a few minutes.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

OH MAN IF HE KNEW THAT....

[schwann.livejournal.com]

TOO BAD HE DOESN'T, SO HE'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH HIS HAND AND A PICTURE OF JADE.

Oh. I WENT THERE.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

LWAJERSHKGFLIUSDGHKDGTIROUDFGHCJKREIPOSDFGJHKREIPSDGFJHK

A WINNAR IS YOU.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

I love how you didn't deny it.

A WINNAR IS ME.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

Why deny the truth~?

[schwann.livejournal.com]

To spare his sensitive feelings.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

Oh, psssssht, we already know I have no soul.

[schwann.livejournal.com]

It's good that we don't go to Clairbourn. We would torture him so mercilessly.

[tsukitaichou.livejournal.com]

Him and Jade both. You know we'd get expelled in a week.